Tuesday, May 4, 2010

The poorly thought out fashion plans of a man

The other day Cara mentioned something that I had never thought about. She said I should get a new set of clothes to wear for the wedding showers. This really caught me off guard as I thought my wide assortment of generic polo shirts and worn-out button down's were the way to go.

We looked a little bit for new stuff at Kohl's this past weekend whilst (oh yeah, whilst) on our plate adventure and I didn't really see much of anything different then what I had.

So I started to think of a look I could go for. I tried thinking of someone in popular culture whose fashion sent a good statement that I could embody. Then it came to me. A man who oozed awesomeness with whatever he wore. Let it be written, this can only be...

Ricardo M.F. Montalban.

Ricardo, although no longer with us, left a big bulge in the pants that are men's fashion.

Let's look at a few options I now have for my attire for the two wedding showers, in accordance with Ricardo Montalban:

OPTION #1:


This first look says it all, sort of a "I'm a business sort of guy but I know how to take it easy." This stylish number would work well for the Paris wedding shower as it will be hosted outdoors in early June.


OPTION #2:

The Fantasy Island apparel. From the white shoes to the ethnic mini-me dude this outfit is perfect for the Geneva wedding shower, which is being hosted in a nice restaurant. The all-white ensemble lets the crowd know who the groom and how damn classy he is. The ethnic mini-me can act as a buffer to hold off unwanted conversations or for impromptu games of keep away.

OPTION #3:


Khan... KHAN!!!

Yes! This is it! Ricardo Montalban as Khan in Star Trek from the 1980's! This outfit is the perfect tri-fecta! Paris wedding shower, check! Geneva wedding shower, check! Wedding day attire, oh yeah that is a sweet check!

I have to order this outfit on Amazon now. Mission accomplished. Just no one tell Cara.

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