Attention!!!

Everyone, please listen! I have the most urgent news. Set down your children and stop sharpening your collection of Lord of the Ring knifes...

I just saw that the bedding portion of our registry is now discounted at almost half-off at Macy's!!!

Stop whatever you are doing and investigate this!!! I cannot solicit gifts, but I can come damn close.

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